Camino Tales:

Situation:

Guy at next table (outdoor) is seated with three women

Guy gets up to go to the bathroom

As he leaves…

A pigeon leaves a deposit on his chair from above – splat

As 3-4 languages ensue in laughter from surrounding tables, the three girls decide to leave it there for him to find

Just as he was sitting down (all of the tables waiting to see what he would do) they told him and he jumped like he was sleeping at the edge of a vine row as a tractor with blades of decapitation exited the row.

All laughed and made, for a brief moment in time a connection of humanity when they all discussed the timing of the bird shit on the chair.